Friday, October 3, 2008

While the door remains shut...


My fiancee enlightened me today on how boys shit.
This may seem naive, but it was a fascinating thing to really dive into for me,
seeing I've never had a penis but wondered what it would be like to have it for a day!

They poop and pee at the same time like us girls!!
Their junk just hangs in the space between the seat and the water.

What if your willy is so long it brushes your shit?
Is that infectious?
I'm willing to say that it is.
But for now, I have to paint my nails.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

PS- There's an old cheesy joke that stupid men say to other men when they sit down to shit in a public restrooms which is, "Damn, that water is cold!" ...Waka, waka, waka!