I hate loogies.They are the nastiest shit around.
Worse than human excrement, at least SHIT is funny.
There is NOTHING funny about spit.
Hawkers.
Hak Hak patooey.
Get yourself a gentlemanly hanky.
When I step in spit a baby dies.
Remember that next time you have to do this in public.
I'm keeping count starting now.
Eventually you will see me on TV.
Save the polar bears? Save the South African children? NO! Save the babies who died from Spitter McSpakle disease.
Details to follow....
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