Gotcha!

Karma is a funky thing.

I mean everyone thinks they are doing the "right thing" so it all comes right back atcha positively.  Guess what?  What we think is positive karma isn't quite that.

If you gave the bum a dollar but you huffed at a lady getting off the train.

BAD KARMA.  If you left an extra few bucks on the table for the waitress but called your friend a day late on her birthday-BAD KARMA.  If you saved an old lady from getting hit by a bus but raped a baby the night before-BAD KARMA.  It's the things we think are good karma that actually aren't doing SHIT for us, contrarily it's our habitual selfishness that we might not even know exists that really bites us in the ass.  The people who think they are the "best hearted" are actually black holes so watch out!!  

What's the point?  Lewie, I'm sorry I lost your headphones.  Bad, bad, karma on my part.