On a side note....

I want a perfectly decorated apartment and a keener sense of style.

I want a social life that is more demanding than it is now, but less demanding than it is now.

I don't want my lips to be chapped.

I don't want to be sick on this gorge-mahorgeony snowy day!

I want to get my nails done

I don't want to pay for that.

I want to be rich.

I don't want to "work" for it.

I want to eat cheese without guilt.

I don't want constipation.

I want to drink at least a bottle of wine a day.

I don't want to be an alcoholic.

I want my biological clock to stand still for one goddamn moment. (Im STILL not ready!)

I don't want the pressures of 'keeping up with the Joneses.'

I want to say if it's a lip synch...it isn't a live performance.

I want to accomplish an accomplishment.

I want to stop getting pit stains in my white shirts.

I want to eat whatever I want and NEVER GET FAT!

I want to kill Cathy from the Cathy comics.  (mmmm chocolate. ew.)

I want to stop procrastinating.

Other than that....I think all is well.