Dearest funny ass Kristen Wiig,
Why did you go and chop your nose?
A funny lady faux of paux.
Is Kathy Griffith who you wanna be,
a chopped up Joan River type celebrity.
What's done is done I always say,
and part of your funny has gone away.
I'll still support you but one thing is fact,
you can never have your old nose back.
love,
Miss Petrillo
PS if you did this for a deviated septum I take it all back.
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